Last updated: May 26, 1997
Well, people have been asking me for this, so here we go! This list is just getting started...if you can think of one of his t-shirt sayings and which episode it was from, send it in and I will add it to this list.
Special thanks to the following people for help: Vanessa, firstname.lastname@example.org, A.M.P.Verbroekken@stud.tue.nl, Shane Knapp, Mike Stamcoff, Audrey Bell, Jennifer Van Muijen
T-SHIRT SAYING EPISODE T-SHIRT APPEARED IN
"1984" (Cup A'Joe - which didn't air until 1985!) "Alexander the Great" (There's Always a Catch, A Small But Deadly War) "Almost Fini" (Without Reservations) "Beans for Health" (Firing Line) "Black Bush, Red Bush, Green Bush" (Mind Games) "Cat Tails" (with appropriate picture) (Steel) "Dinky Donkey" (Water Water Everywhere) "E=mc^2 - A.E." (Cowboy George) "Everything Must Come to an End" (The Sound of Thunder) "Excellent" (The Doctor is Out) "Fini" (The Grey Team) "God, Guns, and Guts Made America: Let's Keep All Three" (The Bend in the River) "Gore Back Off" (Judgement Day) "The Great American Tragedy" (The Big Squeeze) "I am not an Animal" (Knights of the Road) "If Your Breath Stinks, Kill It!" (The Crystal Skull) "I Love L.A." (The Say UNCLE Affair) "I (heart) NY" (The Out-of-Towners) "I'm Up Here" (Uncle Buckle-Up) "I Stand Firmly Behind This Shirt" (Wheel of Fortune) "Minds Are For People Who Think" (Deadly Manoevers) "Misc." (Black Day at Bad Rock) "Napoleon" (Mexican Slayride) "Poets Contrive but Pigs Provide" (Chopping Spree) "Rich Boy Poor Boy $" (Body Slam) "Sensuous & Strong" (Trial by Fire, Alive at Five) "Stamp Out Cellulite" (Dishpan Man) "There's a Freud in your future" (Semi-Friendly Persuation, (Creep?) Bullets and Bikinis) "This Side Forward" (Waiting for Insane Wayne) "This Space is Unoccupied" (Moving Targets) "Thump Thump...Thump Thump" (Heart of Rock and Roll) "We Will Be Bosom Pals" (Bounty) "Whatever Happened to the Baltimore Colts?" (Waste 'Em) "Why Me?" (In Plane Sight) "Wonderful World of Fungus" (Battle of Bel-Air, It's a Desert Out There) "Wong for the Road" (The Say UNCLE Affair)